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Public Service Arousements EP

by STICKY BISCUITS

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1.
your sweetie says what turns him on is you dressing up as a pokemon and though you said your love is true you won’t dress up as Pikachu but before you yell ‚ewww‘ and toss them out there’s one thing you should think about your partner has a kink and that’s ok because you can’t drink or pray that kink away if you kick them out because you say ‚Fuck that‘ you may end up with a secretive necrophiliac you may not be into nylon stockings in the same way as they are but humoring them once in a while can take you far and remember they might then do the same for you too by pretending they love Star Wars as much as you do (but we are not doing the Han and Chewie thing again, seriously, that was one very special Christmas) your partner has a kink and they are brave cause lots o people think they’d rather take it to their grave why not try not to shame them and break down the stigma when your loved one admits they like playing with smegma but if their sharing breakthrough just isn’t what you’re into and you just really can’t then that’s ok not everybody can be into horseplay. thank them for sharing show them that you’re caring and suggest they find someone who’s into that heck even if they’re kink is illegal it’s not illegal to play pretend just cause their kink is weird doesn’t mean the relationship has to end there’s fetishes for high heels, ballooning, even being into clowns wrestling like snakes, farting on cakes, being tickled while hanging upside down there are Furries, there are Bronies, which are boys who want to be ponies there are people into wood, I really didn’t know you could there are people into pain, there are people into restraints into pegging, egging,  bed wetting, leggings, heck some are into weddings, into feathers, into leathers and a sexy rewatching of Heathers into Milfs and Dilfs and Gilfs or pretending they’re your sister into teachers and librarians or always calling you Mister playing ancient aliens or being Gilmore Girls there really isn’t anything that’s not sexy to someone in this world and you never know it might turn out that their kink is the very thing you dream about
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Fuck First 02:46
Valentines day had me feeling sad it wasn’t that I was single or my boyfriend was bad he took me out to dinner was as sweet as can be but then instead of making love he feel asleep on top of me that’s why you fuck before you eat my dears lean over to your sweethearts and whisper in their ears: I’m gonna take you out to a really swanky place but first I’d ask you kindly to sit upon my face that’s why you fuck before you eat my friends because the meal is where the libido ends you have sex and then a meal have some cock and then some veal go have some fellatio and then have a sweet potato if the meal was too enormous you might miss out on that clitoris and cunnilingus sucks when you’re fighting acid reflux that’s why you fuck before you eat my dears lean over to your sweethearts and whisper in their ears: I’m gonna feed you honeyed fruit dipped in mascarpone but first I’m gonna strip you down and ride you like a pony that’s why you fuck before you eat my friends you don’t want dinner to be where your Valentines day ends but no matter what you've planned before you go out hand in hand no matter if its movies paintball waltzing or a dinner be sure to first take care of the vagina and the wiener if you're planning to go rollerblading or TP-ing your ex first get on the bed or sofa or the table and have sex it should be the first thing on your mind before you leave the house be it with your boyfriend girlfriend lover polycule or spouse even if it's just you by yourself happily masturbate and say we wish you all a very happy Valentine's day
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There’s a man/ he’s a good man he’s got great sense of humor and he’s really good with kids there’s another man/ he’s a good man, too he’s not so good with kids but the sex is really great they both would like t have me as their wife but they both want to be the only person in my life I don’t know how I could choose just one if that would mean that I would loose the other one Oh I wish I was a Southern Mormon Bigamist not one, not two, but three names on my wedding registry list I wish I was a Southern Bigamist Mormon turn around and see two loving faces in the morning There’s a woman/ She’s a good woman she likes to cook and listen and she always understands there’s another woman/ she’s a hot woman she’s wild and crazy and she does amazing things with her hand I asked them both if they could be my steady they looked at me and said ‚kid, you’re not ready‘ and I guess that from their point of view they’re right Cause I’d really like to have them over together for the night Oh I wish I was a Southern Mormon Bigamist but that’d be tricky cause I am an atheist I’d go for polygamist Polynesian or polyandrous Nepalesian some people say to me that I am greedy I’m selfish, narcissistic and I’m needy but I don’t think I’m a whore/ just cause I want more cause if there’s one thing better than two breasts in your face well then it’s four it’s a lot of work/ it can make you go berserk but it can work I hope and hey, it’ll piss off the pope so I guess I’ll be a Berlin polyamorist a multiple people cuddling anarchist and if you would like to be one too talk to us after the show and we’ll see what we can do!
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Marc: I had a date last night Naomi: well we have an open relationship so that's all right Marc: so we went home... sorry I... didn't send a text Naomi: no worries hey I trust you just tell me what happened next Marc: well we had sex, didn't make it to bed, did it on the stairs Naomi: wait I think you skipped over a little part back there Naomi: the part where you ask about their sexual history Marc: I kind of like it when there's a lit bit of mystereeeeee Naomi: they told you bout the birds n bees but didn't talk to you about STD's but like my mom always says even the cutest kittens have fleas Marc: I didn't want to kill the mood and be "Hey do you get tested regularly?" you're overdoing it with your paranoia a little chlamydia won't destroy ya Naomi: you might wanna be a lot more persistant chlamydia's getting antibiotic resistant and girls have higher chances of getting infected so better think twice before you injected... Marc: I had a raincoat on so where is the big risk? Naomi: There's also oral infection with things like Syphiliiiiis before you get down to oralize see to it that you verbalize Because, and even your mom agrees even the cutest kittens have fleas Always talk to your lovers please even the cutest kittens have fleas before you get down on ur knees even the cutest kittens have fleas everybody sing with me even the cutest kittens have fleas everbody sing with me even the cutest kittens have fleas everybody sing with us even the cute.....st kittens have fleas

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STICKY BISCUITS from Berlin sing, blip, hoot and occasionally howl
about the naughty and nerdy, the raunch and the rocket science, the kink and the kitchen sink.
www.stickybiscuits.com
www.patreon.com/stickybiscuits

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released December 20, 2016

Songwriting / Vocals / Ukulele : Naomi Fearn
Vocals / Pocket Operator / Monotron / Recorder Keyboard / Stylophone: Marc Seestaedt
Mastering: Frank Böster @ www.behindthecouchstudio.com

This EP was crowd financed though IndieGogo and Patreon - A huge Thank You to our Supporters (シ_ _)シ!

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Sticky Biscuits from Berlin sing, blip, hoot and occasionally howl about the naughty and nerdy, the raunch and the rocket science, the kinky and the kitchen sink.

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