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lyrics
you walk by
and your eyes don't ever notice me
it's not fair
but you can't care for what you cannot see
I must always remain out of sight
I must protect you with all my might
with the two swords on my back
my heart is red my payjamas are black
cause I'm a love ninja
and I'm out to win ya
but you'll never know
I'll keep you safe whereever you go
I have poison darts that I will throw
for you
when you were sunbathing by the lake
my heart was red and raw
I was there
but underwater breathing through a straw
when that old lady cut in front of you
in the supermarket line
I chopped up all her shopping in the hopes
that you'd be mine
cause I'm a ninja of love
and I'm hovering above you
in the hall
my hands jammed into the wall
one wrong move and I'll fall
for you
I'd kill for you
actually I did
do you remember that kid
that called you fat?
a throwing star can go quite far
the little idiot wasn't expecting that
but I wish thre was a way
I could say "I love you"
besides secretly killing people with my powers
some way better
like a letter
or some flowers
but when I got mad that you will never wear my ring
I strangled fourteen hipsters with a piece of ninja string
cause I'm a love ninja
and I'm outside your window
on the sixteenth floor
sometimes I wish I could just use the dor
or show you the poems that I wrote
for you
like
roses are red
violets are blue
I beat up a trucker with my nunchucks for you
or
nothing should ever disturb your sweet slumber
so I drowned your landlord and strangled the plumber
or
I'm sorry I decapitated the yuppie
I'll make it up, look, I got you a puppy
cause I'm a love ninja
and I'm out to win ya
but you'll never know
I'll keep you safe whereever you go
Sticky Biscuits from Berlin sing, blip, hoot and occasionally howl about the naughty and nerdy, the raunch and the rocket science, the kinky and the kitchen sink.
