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an ode to an exgirlfriend. and to five fingered love.

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we were on another date
it was getting rather late
I brought you to your door
like so many nights before
but as you turned to say goodbye
I thought I’d give it one more try

and I leaned over and I whispered
in your ear, my dear:
would you like to be my sock puppet?
show me your c*** and let me f****** it?
would you let me linger with my palm and all my fingers
so deep inside of you?
but that’s not what you would let me do

you wouldn’t be my sock puppet
you told me to buzz off and go shove it
so I went home all alone, feeling quite forlorn
and stayed up watching porn

then a few weeks later
you invited me for tea
we sat there quite politely
with your extended family
you never told me that your grandma
looked like Helen Mirren
I felt something stirrin’
and since you had said no
I thought I’d go and give it a go.

can you guess what I did?

"Mrs. Applebee, would you like to be my sock puppet?
would you like to feel my hand up it?
even though you’re old and wrinkly
I could make your eyes all twinkly
if you just let me try
-and they say to try it once before you die

be my sock puppet
like I’m Jim Henson and you’re the muppet!
would you let me slide
my hand deep inside
cause that’s where I like to hide
my keys and my wallet and my phone

be my sock puppet
I’m pretty sure that you’d love it“
and now she can’t get enough
of fitting me like a glove
my love

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Sticky Biscuits from Berlin sing, blip, hoot and occasionally howl about the naughty and nerdy, the raunch and the rocket science, the kinky and the kitchen sink.

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