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lyrics
your sweetie says what turns him on
is you dressing up as a pokemon
and though you said your love is true
you won’t dress up as Pikachu
but before you yell ‚ewww‘ and toss them out
there’s one thing you should think about
your partner has a kink
and that’s ok
because you can’t drink
or pray that kink away
if you kick them out
because you say ‚Fuck that‘
you may end up with a secretive
necrophiliac
you may not be into nylon stockings in the same way as they are
but humoring them once in a while can take you far
and remember they might then do the same for you too
by pretending they love Star Wars as much as you do
(but we are not doing the Han and Chewie
thing again, seriously, that was one very special Christmas)
your partner has a kink
and they are brave
cause lots o people think
they’d rather take it to their grave
why not try not to shame them
and break down the stigma
when your loved one admits they like
playing with smegma
but if their sharing breakthrough
just isn’t what you’re into
and you just really can’t then that’s ok
not everybody can be into horseplay.
thank them for sharing
show them that you’re caring
and suggest they find someone who’s into that
heck even if they’re kink is illegal
it’s not illegal to play pretend
just cause their kink is weird doesn’t mean the relationship has to end
there’s fetishes for high heels, ballooning, even being into clowns
wrestling like snakes, farting on cakes, being tickled while hanging upside down
there are Furries, there are Bronies, which are boys who want to be ponies
there are people into wood, I really didn’t know you could
there are people into pain, there are people into restraints
into pegging, egging, bed wetting, leggings, heck some are into weddings,
into feathers, into leathers and a sexy rewatching of Heathers
into Milfs and Dilfs and Gilfs or pretending they’re your sister
into teachers and librarians or always calling you Mister
playing ancient aliens or being Gilmore Girls
there really isn’t anything that’s not sexy to someone in this world
and you never know
it might turn out
that their kink is the very thing you dream about
Sticky Biscuits from Berlin sing, blip, hoot and occasionally howl about the naughty and nerdy, the raunch and the rocket science, the kinky and the kitchen sink.
